Wednesday, December 12, 2018

How to Minimalize and or Declutter in Three Easy Steps

Step One
Throw out all of the things you don't like, don't use, and don't need. Get rid of the boxes you used to use to store that stuff, too. Anything that makes you feel fat, guilty, or disorganized has got to go. Buyers remorse? Trash it.

Step Two
Do not go shopping for things you won't like, won't use, and won't need. Brag about how little you go shopping and how you can now feed your entire family on 35 cents a day. Save your money for experiences, like travel to eco-tourism locations that are suffering from the footprint of the eco tourists.

Step Three
Write blog posts about steps one and two. Feel smug and superior while earning an income due to the clickbait that covers 45% of the screen real estate on your blog.

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